Just Settle Down And Bodybuild, Bro, Or My Answer To Just About Every Question I’m Asked
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but no matter what time that clock says, Jeff Dunham is never funny. Jeff Dunham's effect on a comedy show is very much like an ebola outbreak's effect on Central Africa tourism- you only head toward it if your goal is to stamp out the
It’s Time To Harden Up, People
This family, no joke, has devolved to the point they're all mentally retarded and walk on all fours.There is little case to be made, in my mind, against the idea that humanity has de-evolved since the advent of agriculture, and further with the adoption of Christianity by the vast majority of the world. In the last
Baddest Mofos Ever- Mac Batchelor
How many people do you think you've met with measurements even close to 6’ 1½ ", 300-330 lbs, 20" neck, 19¼" arms, 52½” chest, and a 19" calf? I'll tell you how many- maybe one. Offhand, the only person of whom I can think who had these cold measurements was legendary strongman, Olympic
The Excellence of Entomophagy- How Eating Insects Can Get You Jacked
"R. M. Renfield, aged 59. Sanguine temperament, great physical strength, morbidly excitable, periods of gloom, ending in some fixed idea which I cannot make out. I presume that the sanguine temperament itself and the disturbing influence end in a mentally-accomplished finish, a possibly dangerous man, probably dangerous if unselfish." - John Seward. It's pretty rare, even