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  • CANNIBAL FEROX Stim Pre-workout
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    CANNIBAL FEROX Stim Pre-workout

    Why did we upgrade Ferox? Because we wanted to knock you on your a**. You here it all the time. Pre-workouts that claim they will light you up so much that you will need a pilot’s license...

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  • PWND Gamerz - Aggro
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    PWND Gamerz - Aggro

    PWND Aggro is a high-octane, hyper-driven, focus-laden energy drink that works just as well in the gym as it does in the office or on the couch while gaming. Aggro fuels you ways other energy drinks...

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  • CANNIBAL FEROX AMPED Stim Pre-workout
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    CANNIBAL FEROX AMPED Stim Pre-workout

    "The All-Father wove the skin of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won’t live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing." When...

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  • Cannibal Riot- 2 Aminoisoheptane
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    Cannibal Riot- 2 Aminoisoheptane

    Are you tired of pre-workouts that over promise and under deliver? Have you tried all of the “strongest” formulas out there, but feel let down like Mick Jagger because you can’t get...

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  • GAIA Super Fruits And Greens
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    GAIA Super Fruits And Greens

    “You are only as strong as your greatest weakness” – Some Awesome Dude. And that’s why Chaos and Pain just blessed the world with Gaia, the ultimate daily recovery formula. So...

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  • Titan Energy Boosting Preworkout
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    Titan Energy Boosting Preworkout

    “You can use your pre-workout as a fat burner?” – Asked daily Well, can you use your pre-workout as a fat burner? Absolutely…. If it has the right ingredients. And that is...

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  • Instantized BCAA Blend
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    Cannibal Carna

    Cannibal Carna is a highly instantized, zero-calorie, 8:1:1 branched chain amino acid designed to aid hard-training athletes' performance and recovery. Packed with 3.2 grams of Leucine, Cannibal...

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  • Cannibal Carnage - Killer Bombsicle
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    Cannibal Carnage - Killer Bombsicle

    Chaos and Pain’s first Lipolysis Transport Potentiating Powder!! Do you and the scale have a love hate relationship? You know, you love to hate when it laughs at you. Are you tired of doing...

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  • Cannibal Kraken 5lbs Whey Protein Blend
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    Cannibal Kraken 5lbs Whey Protein Blend

    Unless you've been living under a rock somewhere, you're aware of the numerous studies that have shown that even the addition of a single protein-rich meal per day leads to strength increases and...

    $69.99
  • Cannibal Permaswole Preworkout (Non-Stim)
    tagline "Everybody wanna be big, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy-ass weights!"
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    Cannibal Permaswole Preworkout (Non-Stim)

    Ever feel so pumped you lose track of where your shoulders are and run into stuff at random? Ever feel so strong you consider walking through doors rather than going to the trouble of opening them?...

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  • Helios - Joint Support
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    Helios - Joint Support

    Do you miss picking up heavy things and then putting them down with reckless abandonment? Do you miss the sound of the sonic boom created by your 400+ pounds of weight hitting the floor? Do you miss...

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  • Hypnos Sleep Aid
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    Hypnos Sleep Aid

    Do you like to be awesome all of the time, even when you are asleep? Can’t wait to slay monsters with Santa Claus in your dreams? If so, Hypnos if for you! Crammed full of sleep goodness,...

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  • Mercury Extended Energy BCAA Complex
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    Mercury Extended Energy BCAA Complex

    The Olympus Series by Chaos and Pain is an elite line of powerful products that were specifically formulated to stand up to the needs of extreme endurance and strength athletes. Mercury is the worlds...

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  • CANNIBAL ALPHA PCT Testosterone Booster
    tagline F@*k wolves- Be a wolverine among the sheep.
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    CANNIBAL ALPHA PCT Testosterone Booster

    Genghis Khan once said that "the greatest joy for a man is to defeat his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all that they possess, to ride their horses, and to hold their wives and...

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  • Cannibal Genius Nootropic
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    Cannibal Genius Nootropic

    One can never, ever be too intelligent, but this is Chaos and Pain's attempt at getting us all to the point where people start remarking that we might be a little overly intellectually intimidating...

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  • Legendary Mass Builder
    tagline Are you a Legend?
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    Legendary Mass Builder

    Have you ever wanted to be a gym Legend? You know, the guy that everyone stops and watches as he effortlessly reps out 315 on the bench? If you want to be one of the select few, then read on. If not,...

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  • 2-Aminoisoheptane Savage Focus Enhancing Stimulant
    tagline 2-aminoisoheptane, DMAA but improved upon?
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    2-Aminoisoheptane Savage Focus Enhancing Stimulant

    DMHA shares similar structures to that of DMAA, DMBA (amp-citrate), and tuaminoheptane (2-aminoheptane), all of which are considered sympathomimetic stimulants or psychostimulants (drugs and/or...

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  • Cannibal Claw Thyroid Fat Burner
    tagline Time to make your thyroid earn its keep
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    Cannibal Claw Thyroid Fat Burner

    Losing fat never goes fast enough, and with most fat burner supplements, the faster you want to lose it, the jitterier you get. No one wants to look like their neighborhood crackhead on the street...

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  • Cannibal Inferno AMPed Fat Burner
    tagline Are you ready to be AMPed?
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    Cannibal Inferno AMPed Fat Burner

    “How is Inferno AMPed different from the Bestselling Inferno?” – Asked every day. When we decided to bring out Inferno AMPed, many people thought that we were replacing the original...

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  • Cannibal Inferno Fat Burner
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    Cannibal Inferno Fat Burner

    “Can Inferno Replace my Coffee?” – Serious Question   One of the most asked questions over the past decade by Sports Supplement users never ceases.  Can your fat burner...

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  • Chemical Four - Mass Accelerator
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    Chemical Four - Mass Accelerator

    Do you like being Huge?? To be huge, you need to have the right anabolic/ androgenic ratio. If a compound it too far on the anabolic side of the scale, your gains will be smaller, with minimal side...

    $79.99
  • Chemical One Lean Mass Gainer
    tagline How big do you want to be?
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    Chemical One Lean Mass Gainer

    How big do you want to be? If you answered as BIG as I can get, then Chemical One is for you!! Hello 1-DHEA!! Finally, Chaos and Pain has gotten its hands on one of the NEWEST, most effective...

    $74.99
  • Jupiter Fat Torching Energy Complex
    tagline Are you ready for project Jupiter??
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    Jupiter Fat Torching Energy Complex

    “Do all Fat Burners give you energy?” – Concerned person. Chaos and Pain decided to tackle this age defying question, and ease the nerves of all those concerned people around the...

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  • Orchilean Euphoric Stimulant power!
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    Orchilean Euphoric Stimulant power!

    Orchilean™, otherwise known as Cymbidium Goeringii Extract, is a novel extract of the Noble Orchid and is one of the ingredients included in Chaos and Pain's brutal stimulant-based...

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  • Predator
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    Predator

    To unleash your ultimate predatory instincts, you have to eat like a predator! Apex predators, sitting atop the food chain, fear nothing...Stop acting like a simpering [expletive deleted] who wets...

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  • Red Sky Quick Release Tablet Thermogenic
    tagline Make Life your Bi**h with Red Sky.
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    Red Sky Quick Release Tablet Thermogenic

    Do you like it Fast and Hard?? Who doesn't! Chaos and Pain is giving you what you want. A fat burner that gives it to you FAST and HARD! No more waiting around for that invincible feeling to return...

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  • Chaos and Pain  Skully

    Chaos and Pain Skully

    What's got two thumbs and has a warm head adorned with the CnP logo? This guy. Definitely be this guy.   Product Details 100% acrylic One Size Fits Everyone (except for people who have...

    $12.99
  • Baphomet Pure Evil  Shirt

    Baphomet Pure Evil Shirt

    Are you the most hated motherf*cker on your block?  We sure are.  No one can understand the incredible awesome that Chaos and Pain embodies, just as no one seems to understand exact what...

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  • Hooligan Shirt #HooliganArmy

    Hooligan Shirt #HooliganArmy

    Join the ranks in the #HooliganArmy!  Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is...

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  • Krampus Hoodie

    Krampus Hoodie

    What's Christmas without Santa's baby-eating demon helper?  Less than zero, you say?  We agree.  Save everyone from the embarrassment of not knowing their babies are about to be eaten...

    $34.99
  • Less Talky More Lifty

    Less Talky More Lifty

    This shirt is brought to you by Chaos and Pain's very own Jim Brakewood @jim_brakewood_jr  25% of proceeds from each shirt sold will be donated to the PTSD foundation in honor of Jim...

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  • Thor's Hammer  Shirt

    Thor's Hammer Shirt

    Everyone's got their own patron god, and it seems silly that in spite of the fact that a particularly popular god found himself hammered to a bit of wood by some mortals no one's trumpeting the fact...

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  • Vlad The Impaler  Shirt

    Vlad The Impaler Shirt

    In the 15th century, no man was more brutal than Vlad the Impaler.  Driven by hate, thriving on fear, Vlad dominated his opposition and laid waste to his enemies, leaving such indelible fear and...

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  • Weakness is a Crime

    Weakness is a Crime

    E     Product Details:  preshrunk 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon extremely soft jersey 4.3 oz. 1x1 rib-knit satin collar no-itch satin label    

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Punisher Skull  Shirt

    Punisher Skull Shirt

    If there's a cooler, meaner, more violent comic book anti-hero than the Punisher, we've never heard of them.  Comic nerds, rejoice!  Here is justice... here is punishment... here... in you...

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  • Destroy Them All  Competition Shirt

    Destroy Them All Competition Shirt

    Every competitor needs a badass shirt that spurs them onto victory.  It's for that reason we designed the Chaos and Pain Competition shirt, which is the perfect garment for destroying the...

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  • Prepare For War  Competition Prep Ebook

    Prepare For War Competition Prep Ebook

    The ultimate in competition prep, Prepare For War is the sum total of powerlifting world record holder Jamie Lewis's knowledge on the subejects of cutting and training for meets.  Inside, you'll...

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