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  • Bacchus, the best natural nootropic cognitive brain enhancer available.
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    Bacchus

    Sometimes you've gotta slow life down a bit... In today's insanely busy world, it's easy to get overwhelmed, stressed out, and dejected.  Sure, stimulants on their own help, but sometimes you...

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  • Cannibal Ferox EU, the best, fast acting, high focus, bench increasing, energy boosting, pre-workout available.
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    Cannibal Ferox EU

    Sometimes you must remind the World why you are so awesome. And that is exactly why we made Ferox EU.  A product so jam packed with awesomeness that the EU fears it more than Brexit. ...

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  • CANNIBAL FEROX, the best, fast acting, high focus, energy boosting, pre-workout available.
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    CANNIBAL FEROX Stim Pre-workout

    Why did we upgrade Ferox? Because we wanted to knock you on your a**. You here it all the time. Pre-workouts that claim they will light you up so much that you will need a pilot’s license...

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  • Chemical Four, the best lean Cyclosome delivery mass and strength builder.
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    Chemical Four - Mass Accelerator

    Do you like being Huge?? To be huge, you need to have the right anabolic/ androgenic ratio. If a compound it too far on the anabolic side of the scale, your gains will be smaller, with minimal side...

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    PWND Gamerz - Aggro

    PWND Aggro is a high-octane, hyper-driven, focus-laden energy drink that works just as well in the gym as it does in the office or on the couch while gaming. Aggro fuels you ways other energy drinks...

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  • Cannibal Riot, the best, fast acting, high focus, energy boosting, pre-workout available.
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    Cannibal Riot Pre Workout

    START THE RIOT NOW! Tired of preworkouts that are basically like drinking a cup of coffee laced with poison ivy?  Yeah, we are too.  We’d rather be a one-person riot in the gym,...

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  • Gaia, the best tasting, most refreshing, antioxidant powered, complete powder Fruits and Greens formula.
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    GAIA Super Fruits And Greens

    “You are only as strong as your greatest weakness” – Some Awesome Dude. And that’s why Chaos and Pain just blessed the world with Gaia, the ultimate daily recovery formula. So...

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  • Titan, the best, fast acting, high focus, energy boosting, thermogenic pre-workout available.
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    Titan Energy Boosting Preworkout

    “You can use your pre-workout as a fat burner?” – Asked daily Well, can you use your pre-workout as a fat burner? Absolutely…. If it has the right ingredients. And that is...

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  • Cannibal Carna, the best tasting, highest quality, BCAA powder supplement recovery drink.
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    Cannibal Carna BCAA

    Amino acids- they seem kinda passe, right?  Why take amino acids when you can just chug some protein, because after all, isn’t that what protein’s made of?     Well,...

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  • Cannibal Carnage, the best non-thermogenic powder, glucose disposal agent.
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    Cannibal Carnage - Killer Bombsicle

    Chaos and Pain’s first Lipolysis Transport Potentiating Powder!! Do you and the scale have a love hate relationship? You know, you love to hate when it laughs at you. Are you tired of doing...

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  • Cannibal Kraken, the best tasting, highest quality, 5lb Whey Protein Blend.
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    Cannibal Kraken 5lbs Whey Protein Blend

    Unless you've been living under a rock somewhere, you're aware of the numerous studies that have shown that even the addition of a single protein-rich meal per day leads to strength increases and...

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  • Cannibal Permaswole, the best non-stimulant, pump pre-workout available.
    tagline "Everybody wanna be big, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy-ass weights!"
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    Cannibal Permaswole Preworkout (Non-Stim)

    Ever feel so pumped you lose track of where your shoulders are and run into stuff at random? Ever feel so strong you consider walking through doors rather than going to the trouble of opening them?...

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  • Helios, the best joint health, anti-inflammatory supplement available, for weight lifting and athletic activity.
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    Helios - Joint Support

    Do you miss picking up heavy things and then putting them down with reckless abandonment? Do you miss the sound of the sonic boom created by your 400+ pounds of weight hitting the floor? Do you miss...

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  • Hypnos, the best sleep aid and natural GH recovery formula.
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    Hypnos Sleep Aid

    Do you like to be awesome all of the time, even when you are asleep? Can’t wait to slay monsters with Santa Claus in your dreams? If so, Hypnos if for you! Crammed full of sleep goodness,...

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  • Mercury, the best tasting, highest quality, extended energy BCAA powder supplement recovery drink.
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    Mercury Extended Energy BCAA Complex

    The Olympus Series by Chaos and Pain is an elite line of powerful products that were specifically formulated to stand up to the needs of extreme endurance and strength athletes. Mercury is the worlds...

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  • CANNIBAL ALPHA PCT, the best, natural, lean mass and strength builder, herbal testosterone booster, and libido enhancer.
    tagline F@*k wolves- Be a wolverine among the sheep.
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    CANNIBAL ALPHA PCT Testosterone Booster

    Genghis Khan once said that "the greatest joy for a man is to defeat his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all that they possess, to ride their horses, and to hold their wives and...

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  • Cannibal Genius, the best natural nootropic cognitive brain enhancer available.
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    Cannibal Genius Nootropic

    One can never, ever be too intelligent, but this is Chaos and Pain's attempt at getting us all to the point where people start remarking that we might be a little overly intellectually intimidating...

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  • Legendary, the best, natural, lean mass and strength builder available..
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    Legendary Mass Builder

    Have you ever wanted to be a gym Legend? You know, the guy that everyone stops and watches as he effortlessly reps out 315 on the bench? If you want to be one of the select few, then read on. If not,...

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  • Cannibal Claw, the top non-stimulant, thyroid fat burner.
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    Cannibal Claw Thyroid Fat Burner

    Losing fat never goes fast enough, and with most fat burner supplements, the faster you want to lose it, the jitterier you get. No one wants to look like their neighborhood crackhead on the street...

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  • Cannibal Inferno the best, quickest acting, high focus, energy boosting thermogenic fat burner available.
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    Cannibal Inferno Fat Burner

    “Can Inferno Replace my Coffee?” – Serious Question   One of the most asked questions over the past decade by Sports Supplement users never ceases.  Can your fat burner...

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  • Chemical One, The best lean Cyclosome delivery mass and strength builder.
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    Chemical One Lean Mass Gainer

    How big do you want to be? If you answered as BIG as I can get, then Chemical One is for you!! Hello Chemical One!! Finally, Chaos and Pain has gotten its hands on one of the NEWEST, most effective...

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  • Chemical X, the best lean Cyclosome delivery mass and strength builder.
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    Chemical X 19-Nor

    LET'S GET READY FOR BULKING!  Life's too short to be small and weak, but sometimes you need a helping hand to get moving in the right direction.  Too many of the "prohormones" that were on...

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  • The best, highest quality, 1lb whole bean ground Columbian Coffee, Smooth and Balanced.
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    Columbian Supremo Coffee 1lb Whole Bean

    Black gold.  I’m not talking about oil here.  I’m talking about brain stimulating, energy enhancing, skull crushing, smooth tasting coffee!!   And now Chaos and Pain is...

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  • Best, highest quality, 1lb ground Columbian Coffee, Smooth and Balanced.
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    COLUMBIAN SUPREMO COFFEE- 1LB (GROUND)

    Black gold, ground fine for your brewing pleasure.  All of the brain stimulating, energy enhancing, skull crushing, smooth tasting goodness of our whole bean Columbian Supremo without the...

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  • 1lb High quality whole bean Arabica Lempira coffee from Honduras.  Lempira is a mix of the nutty, herbal coffee from Timor, and the rich, chocolate beans of Caturra.
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    HONDURAN LEMPIRA COFFEE- 1LB (WHOLE BEAN)

    Central American mad scientists have produced the baddest varietals to create intensely delicious coffees, and the best of the bunch is Lempira.  A combination of nutty, herbal coffee from Timor...

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  • Jupiter, the best, fast acting, high focus, energy boosting thermogenic fat burner available.
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    Jupiter Fat Torching Energy Complex

    “Do all Fat Burners give you energy?” – Concerned person. Chaos and Pain decided to tackle this age defying question, and ease the nerves of all those concerned people around the...

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    Morgus Mad Scientist Stack- Genius and Aggro

    The masterfully magnificent mad scientist Morgus brought the ruckus for years living on naught but horror movies and whatever he could whip up in his lab to expand his already voluminous brain...

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  • Orchilean, the best single ingredient Euphoric Stimulating supplement.
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    Orchilean Euphoric Stimulant power!

    Orchilean™, otherwise known as Cymbidium Goeringii Extract, is a novel extract of the Noble Orchid and is one of the ingredients included in Chaos and Pain's brutal stimulant-based...

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  • Predator, the best non-thermogenic, glucose disposal agent.
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    Predator - Glucose Disposal Agent

    To unleash your ultimate predatory instincts, you have to eat like a predator! Apex predators, sitting atop the food chain, fear nothing...Stop acting like a simpering [expletive deleted] who wets...

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  • Red Sky the best, quickest acting, high focus, energy boosting thermogenic fat burner available.
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    Red Sky Quick Release Thermogenic

    Do you like it Fast and Hard?? Who doesn’t!  Chaos and Pain is giving you what you want.  A fat burner that gives it to you FAST and HARD!  No more waiting around for that...

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  • Chaos and Pain Anti Soy hat.

    Chaos and Pain ANTI SOY HAT

    Show your support for the anti-soy movement! Tired of a world with man boobs and fake meat?  Do your part, and join the anti-soy movement!  Let the world know how you truly feel about...

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  • Chaos and Pain Logo Hat

    Rep your crew with these badass fitted hats! Hat details: 98% cotton/2% spandex Six-panel, hard buckram front panels Flexfit ® Technology Permacurv® visor, silver...

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  • Chaos and Pain Skully.

    Chaos and Pain Skully

    What's got two thumbs and has a warm head adorned with the CnP logo? This guy. Definitely be this guy.   Product Details 100% acrylic One Size Fits Everyone (except for people who have...

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  • Chaos and Pain Baphomet Pure Evil t-shirt.

    Baphomet Pure Evil Shirt

    Are you the most hated motherf*cker on your block?  We sure are.  No one can understand the incredible awesome that Chaos and Pain embodies, just as no one seems to understand exact what...

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  • Chaos and Pain 3/4 Sleeve Shirt.

    3/4 Sleeve Chaos and Pain Shirt

    3/4 Sleeve Chaos and Pain Shirt  Because few things make you look as jacked as a 3/4 sleeve shirt.  it's science.  No one knows if it's the angle of the sleeve, the way it sits on...

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  • Chaos and Pain Mystery t-shirt.

    Chaos and Pain Mystery Shirts

    The Mystery Shirt Can Be Anything Under The Sun! 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders,...

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  • Chaos and Pain Riot t-shirt.

    Chaos and Pain RIOT Shirt

    Chaos and Pain RIOT Shirt!  3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve...

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  • Chaos and Pain Hooligan Army t-shirt.

    Hooligan Shirt #HooliganArmy

    Join the ranks in the #HooliganArmy!  Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is...

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  • Chaos and Pain 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ring-spun cotton Unisex Hooligan Tank Top.

    Hooligan Tank Top

    Hooligan Muscle Tank Top Flex on fools while you're representin' your crew!  These tanks are as soft as puppy's head and fit like a glove (and not the tiny one OJ made famous). Their...

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  • Chaos and Pain long sleeve Krampus hoodie.

    Krampus Hoodie

    What's Christmas without Santa's baby-eating demon helper?  Less than zero, you say?  We agree.  Save everyone from the embarrassment of not knowing their babies are about to be eaten...

    $34.99
  • Chaos and Pain Less Talky More Lifty t-shirt.

    Less Talky More Lifty

    This shirt is brought to you by Chaos and Pain's very own Jim Brakewood @jim_brakewood_jr  25% of proceeds from each shirt sold will be donated to the PTSD foundation in honor of Jim...

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  • Chaos and Pain Halloween Pumpkin t-shirt.

    Pumpkin SHIRT

    Celebrate the best holiday of the year, Halloween, all year!  Rock out in style with your Chaos and Pain tri-blended Pumpkin t-shirt. • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25%...

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  • Chaos and Pain Unisex Punisher Skull Tank Top.

    Punisher Skull Tank Top

    Punisher Skull Tank Top Mashing up two of the most brutally iconic things in history- a ruthless killing machine and the strongest supplements on Earth.  The logo is hard af but these tanks are...

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  • Chaos and Pain Thor's Hammer t-shirt.

    Thor's Hammer Shirt

    Everyone's got their own patron god, and it seems silly that in spite of the fact that a particularly popular god found himself hammered to a bit of wood by some mortals no one's trumpeting the fact...

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  • Chaos and Pain Vlad The Impaler t-shirt.

    Vlad The Impaler Shirt

    In the 15th century, no man was more brutal than Vlad the Impaler.  Driven by hate, thriving on fear, Vlad dominated his opposition and laid waste to his enemies, leaving such indelible fear and...

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  • Chaos and Pain Weakness is a Crime t-shirt.

    Weakness is a Crime

    E     Product Details:  preshrunk 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon extremely soft jersey 4.3 oz. 1x1 rib-knit satin collar no-itch satin label    

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  • Chaos and Pain Punisher Skull t-shirt.

    Punisher Skull Shirt

    If there's a cooler, meaner, more violent comic book anti-hero than the Punisher, we've never heard of them.  Comic nerds, rejoice!  Here is justice... here is punishment... here... in you...

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  • Chaos and Pain Destroy Them All  Competition t-shirt.

    Destroy Them All Competition Shirt

    Every competitor needs a badass shirt that spurs them onto victory.  It's for that reason we designed the Chaos and Pain Competition shirt, which is the perfect garment for destroying the...

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  • Chaos and Pain Prepare For War  Competition Prep Ebook.

    Prepare For War Competition Prep Ebook

    The ultimate in competition prep, Prepare For War is the sum total of powerlifting world record holder Jamie Lewis's knowledge on the subejects of cutting and training for meets.  Inside, you'll...

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