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Cannibal Fuel Shirt


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We went digging in the crates for this design- this is one of the original mockups for our planned Cannibal Fuel protein, the protein based on the amino acid profile of human flesh. Tragically, that stuff would cost so much to make that it might as well be saffron, so at least you can wear the label design by way of explanation when you’re caught eating your neighbors.


• 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon
• 30/1 fine knit jersey
• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
• Features a Tear Anywhere label
• NAFTA Certified


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