When it comes to bad mofos, one looks for a couple of things- superlative strength, a complete disregard for social conventions and mores, an outrageous physique, and in most cases, no insignificant amount of mental illness. Though I've written about three dozen of these articles, I've thus far written about only one woman- not because

Over the course of the last 150 years, there have been a great many wildly interesting people who've hoisted iron in and out of the public eye, but tragically, only a select few of their names are known to the world at large. Just as in literature, for every HP Lovecraft there are likely 10

There are essentially two types of people in the world, and they're very aptly depicted in the Matrix- those content to pretend to live in freedom, and those who will actually endure the pain of doing so.  I'm the latter, whereas most people seem to be the former.  Theyr're the dickbag in the Matrix who

[It seems I'm not the only person who wants to chokeslam the giants behind the keyboard running around yammering on about alphas and betas and cuckolds.  Before we dive into the depths of their idiocy, I'll just suggest to anyone who uses those words on a regular basis that 1) you're a goddamn moron, 2)

Disclaimer: If you're serious about being a Christian, you might take umbrage with a lot of this article. That said, I wasn't flaming anyone out of some innate desire to irritate Christians- I find the whole Christian Muscularity movement to be a strange and unseemly method to rope in little kids and people in the

Tragically, you can't cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve. A Preface: Of late, I have received a tremendous volume of emails from people who wish to have me hold their hands like small children as they make their way through the gym, constantly looking to me for affirmation and recognition as they

This is just one of the many entries in my magnum opus, 365 Days of Brutality, which is onsale in both print and ebook formats.  365 Days of Brutality is not your typical "repackage the same old shit," overpriced training ebook with terrible formatting and a tiny size- this thing is a beast the likes

It goes without saying that Bill "Peanuts" West would be unloved in your average tryhard, super srs bro "hardcore gym these days- he bore none of their accouterments. He lacked a fancy belt, didn't talk about training incessantly, didn't stress and whine about lifting to random strangers at every opportunity, didn't take endless photographs of

We have, of course, all seen the epic sci-fi horror film Cube, a film in which a few hapless and patently unlikable people find themselves trapped inside a massive, shifting Rubik's Cube boobytrapped with the type of futuristic insanity that would have given the Viet Cong lifetime hardons had they seen them in 1968. Because

When people think of the men and women behind the curtain in the world of powerlifting, names like Mark Rippetoe and Louie Simmons, Dave Tate and Jim Wendler likely spring to mind. This is because powerlifting is about the most fad-driven pastime this side of table-top gaming and 20-something women's fashion, and because powerlifters are