Become Legendary
Have you ever wanted to become a living legend? Ever wanted people to speak in hushed tones as you walked past and nod in deference to your insane physique? Well, that time may be upon you. The reason? Chaos and Pain’s badass strength-and-hypertrophy supplement- Legendary™. To gain a full understanding of why this supplement is so revolutionary that
Citrulline- It’s What Muscles Crave
Nitric oxide is something every lifter thinks they need, though most of them don’t have a single goddamn clue why. The term is repeated ad nauseam on every website you could visit having to do with lifting, but beyond knowing it produces a pump, they know nothing about it. Nitric oxide is to muscledom what
Cannibal Riot- Concentrated Civil Disobedience in Powdered Form
Although you wouldn’t think it were true, looking at modern American society, civil disobedience is the founding principle of the United States. From the Boston Tea Party to the Revolution itself, Americans have always stood up as the violent protesters who made good on their desire to make their own way in the world. Disobedience
Yohimine HCL- The Best Friend You Never Knew You Needed
First discovered by the Pygmies of West Africa, the yohimbe tree has been considered a nearly magical tree for centuries due to its dizzying array of awesome qualities. As an aphrodisiac, mood enhancer, depression fighter, seasonal cold fighter, and fat loss agent, it seems like there is almost nothing yohimbe couldn’t do, save for perhaps
X Marks the Gains- This Sickness That Is Chemical X
When the government dropped the banhammer on the "prohormones" of the early oughts, it looked like the gainz train had been carpet bombed. Everyone at that point could name ten compounds off the top of their head that we'd convinced ourselves weren't designer steroids, even though we knew that's precisely what they were, and tell
Red Sky- You Need It. Here’s Why.
There isn’t a person on the planet that truly enjoys dieting. Sure, you might enjoy the discipline of it, the results therefrom, and the attention you get when it’s over, but the actual act of depriving yourself of pizza, beer, and all of the other delicious things that make life worth living blows. You’re miserable
Baddest Mofos Ever- Chyna
When it comes to bad mofos, one looks for a couple of things- superlative strength, a complete disregard for social conventions and mores, an outrageous physique, and in most cases, no insignificant amount of mental illness. Though I've written about three dozen of these articles, I've thus far written about only one woman- not because
Bert Elliott- If Strength Sports Were “The Muppets,” He’d Be Gonzo
Over the course of the last 150 years, there have been a great many wildly interesting people who've hoisted iron in and out of the public eye, but tragically, only a select few of their names are known to the world at large. Just as in literature, for every HP Lovecraft there are likely 10
Go Feral, Part 2
There are essentially two types of people in the world, and they're very aptly depicted in the Matrix- those content to pretend to live in freedom, and those who will actually endure the pain of doing so. I'm the latter, whereas most people seem to be the former. Theyr're the dickbag in the Matrix who
Literally Everything You’ve Ever Read About “Alphas” is Bullshit
[It seems I'm not the only person who wants to chokeslam the giants behind the keyboard running around yammering on about alphas and betas and cuckolds. Before we dive into the depths of their idiocy, I'll just suggest to anyone who uses those words on a regular basis that 1) you're a goddamn moron, 2)