SHOP Merchandise

T-shirts, hats, hoodies... everything you need to represent the Chaos and Pain hooligan army. Merchandise that isn't for the lazy, soft or unmotivated. It's representing intensity. A need to go further than anyone else. To maximize everything you do. It's a lifestyle.

  • Chaos and Pain  Skully

    Chaos and Pain Skully

    What's got two thumbs and has a warm head adorned with the CnP logo? This guy. Definitely be this guy.   Product Details 100% acrylic One Size Fits Everyone (except for people who have shrunken, artificially elongated, or football-shaped...

    $12.99
  • Baphomet Pure Evil  Shirt

    Baphomet Pure Evil Shirt

    Are you the most hated motherf*cker on your block?  We sure are.  No one can understand the incredible awesome that Chaos and Pain embodies, just as no one seems to understand exact what the Knights Templar's obsession with the mysterious demon...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Hooligan Shirt #HooliganArmy

    Hooligan Shirt #HooliganArmy

    Join the ranks in the #HooliganArmy!  Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Krampus Hoodie

    Krampus Hoodie

    What's Christmas without Santa's baby-eating demon helper?  Less than zero, you say?  We agree.  Save everyone from the embarrassment of not knowing their babies are about to be eaten by Santa's coolest sidekick by rocking the Chaos and...

    $34.99
  • Less Talky More Lifty

    Less Talky More Lifty

    This shirt is brought to you by Chaos and Pain's very own Jim Brakewood @jim_brakewood_jr  25% of proceeds from each shirt sold will be donated to the PTSD foundation in honor of Jim Brakewood!     

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • PR or .44 Mganum Vintage Chaos and Pain

    PR or .44 Mganum Vintage Chaos and Pain

    There is only one way to live life and that is to either PR or go down trying!   Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is 90/10...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Thor's Hammer  Shirt

    Thor's Hammer Shirt

    Everyone's got their own patron god, and it seems silly that in spite of the fact that a particularly popular god found himself hammered to a bit of wood by some mortals no one's trumpeting the fact that Thor is never without his beloved Mjölnir...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Vlad The Impaler  Shirt

    Vlad The Impaler Shirt

    In the 15th century, no man was more brutal than Vlad the Impaler.  Driven by hate, thriving on fear, Vlad dominated his opposition and laid waste to his enemies, leaving such indelible fear and respect in the minds of his contemporaries that he's...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Weakness is a Crime

    Weakness is a Crime

    E     Product Details:  preshrunk 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon extremely soft jersey 4.3 oz. 1x1 rib-knit satin collar no-itch satin label    

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Punisher Skull  Shirt

    Punisher Skull Shirt

    If there's a cooler, meaner, more violent comic book anti-hero than the Punisher, we've never heard of them.  Comic nerds, rejoice!  Here is justice... here is punishment... here... in you.   Product Details:  preshrunk 50%...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Destroy Them All  Competition Shirt

    Destroy Them All Competition Shirt

    Every competitor needs a badass shirt that spurs them onto victory.  It's for that reason we designed the Chaos and Pain Competition shirt, which is the perfect garment for destroying the competition, in full on German panzerfaust-style...

    $24.99 $29.99
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