Like the days of old and the gods of the past, everybody wanted to be a statue relished like the Greek gods. These leviathans of the human form transcended what it meant to be normal, they held nothing but perfection at all corners of their being. There were no days off, vacations, or anything of enjoyment besides pure unadulterated power of the physical and mental realms. Though we can’t actually take your gross spindly form and instantly carve it out of a block of marble like some ancient commissioned sculpture. We decided for the next best thing, a stack designed around the idea of carving you into the statue you want to be, all you have to do is put the work in.
The Mercury: This is the product you need when confronting energy consumption and replenishment, not to mention electrolyte balance. There is no better way to defeat a workout, run, or really any type of heavy endurance activity but with a product specifically designed for such a task. It is almost as if Mercury was made to run 26.2 miles, almost like there is some kind of a prognostic approach to the madness in crafting the product.
The Helios: There is no doubt that after smashing whatever massively indulgent endurance related exercise you participate in you will need to recovery. Once the body is broken down it needs to do everything possible to recover in an expedited fashion in order to be ready for the next event. Helios takes everything you are already doing for recovery and magnifies it, making you the machine you so want to be.
The Hypnos: As with Helios, Hypnos is designed to take your sleep to the next level. Hypnos is designed around putting an individual into a Deeper REM state allowing for better sleep. Hypnos also increases the amount of vivid and lucid dreams, which is synonymous with better sleep and recovery. Obviously, if you are intelligent you can understand that this will have you recovering at a rate you have never even thought possible.
The Mocha Tri Blend Shirt: There is nothing better than performing like a baller, yes, actually there is. Now while you are performing like a baller you can look like a baller representing your favorite brand on the planet. The rules are simple, if you look good you play good. Get the shirt and start looking good today, also we need you as a shameless plug for Chaos and Pain anyway!
The Blender Bottle: This is the cream of the crop in cup technology, the single greatest invention of all times, well not really. This is just a bad to the bone blender bottle that will have you mixing up your favorite drinks, perhaps some Mount Olympus products, and drinking them down.