Chaos and pain is a company that has always looked to support its loyal fans through the years. We sit around the board room daily brainstorming what we can do to support people genuinely in times of crisis or in times of need, this is such a time. We have decided that as the current crisis continues to evolve that we would basically give our 2lb proteins away, as now there are meat shortage and all going around making the situation even worse. Thus, we came up with a pretty good stack for everyone involved to get them through. Meet the Pro Merch Stack.
The Kraken protein: kraken protein is probably one of the single easiest staples to any diet, making the consumption of adequate protein easy and thoughtless by most standards. Kraken is an ultra-high-quality protein made up of whey protein concentrate and whey protein isolate. The protein is also supported by digestive enzymes to make sure everything goes according to plan and that the product is used in the body to its maximum effectiveness. The idea that someone should run low on protein is out of the question and this product will support that, also it comes in 4 great flavors that you get one of each of!
The Punisher Shirt: This iconic Chaos and Pain shirt will do nothing but add 10% to any lift you undertake in the gym. It is 100% settled science, will kind of, but not really. You will however be a walking shameless plug that will be dominating the world around you while looking fly as one can possibly be.
Toxic Masculinity: With the wussification of the world currently going on, where men aren’t even men anymore, it’s time to fight back. Be hold the shirt that will bring back that manliness you have been missing. This shirt right here is 100% guaranteed to raise your testosterone by 10%, also because of science, well not really. However, if you look good then you dam sure will lift good and that my friends is 100% science, self-fulfilling prophecy, go look it up.
The Shaker: In standard Chaos and Pain fashion we like to take everything to the next level, and this here is just that. This shaker is the perfect finisher to this ensemble of awesome. Not to mention it is a perfectly awesome plug for the brand to let everyone know what set you rep.