SHOP Shirts

Unless you're so hairy a shirt is superfluous, you will definitely need to cover up.  Come to think about it, the hirsute probably need shirts more than anyone. 

  • Chaos and Pain Tri-Blend Shirt Mocha Brown

    Chaos and Pain Tri-Blend Shirt Mocha Brown

    Show your love for Chaos and Pain with the Mocha logo!  • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem•...

    $12.99
  • Baphomet Pure Evil  Shirt

    Baphomet Pure Evil Shirt

    Are you the most hated motherf*cker on your block?  We sure are.  No one can understand the incredible awesome that Chaos and Pain embodies, just as no one seems to understand exact what the Knights Templar's obsession with the mysterious demon...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • 3/4 Sleeve Chaos and Pain Shirt

    3/4 Sleeve Chaos and Pain Shirt

    3/4 Sleeve Chaos and Pain Shirt  Because few things make you look as jacked as a 3/4 sleeve shirt.  it's science.  No one knows if it's the angle of the sleeve, the way it sits on your forearm, or what... but it looks good. Their...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Hooligan Shirt #HooliganArmy

    Hooligan Shirt #HooliganArmy

    Join the ranks in the #HooliganArmy!  Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Hooligan Tank Top

    Hooligan Tank Top

    Hooligan Muscle Tank Top Flex on fools while you're representin' your crew!  These tanks are as soft as puppy's head and fit like a glove (and not the tiny one OJ made famous). Their details: 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ring-spun cotton Retail...

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • I DON'T CARE -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

    I DON'T CARE -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

    I DON'T CARE - Jim Brakewood Special  • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem• Features a Tear...

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Keep Staring -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

    Keep Staring -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

    Keep Staring - Jim Brakewood Special  • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem• Features a Tear...

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Krampus Hoodie

    Krampus Hoodie

    What's Christmas without Santa's baby-eating demon helper?  Less than zero, you say?  We agree.  Save everyone from the embarrassment of not knowing their babies are about to be eaten by Santa's coolest sidekick by rocking the Chaos and...

    $34.99
  • Less Talky More Lifty

    Less Talky More Lifty

    This shirt is brought to you by Chaos and Pain's very own Jim Brakewood @jim_brakewood_jr  25% of proceeds from each shirt sold will be donated to the PTSD foundation in honor of Jim Brakewood!     

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • PR or .44 Magnum Vintage Chaos and Pain

    PR or .44 Magnum Vintage Chaos and Pain

    There is only one way to live life and that is to either PR or go down trying!   Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is 90/10...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Punisher Skull Tank Top

    Punisher Skull Tank Top

    Punisher Skull Tank Top Mashing up two of the most brutally iconic things in history- a ruthless killing machine and the strongest supplements on Earth.  The logo is hard af but these tanks are so soft they might as well have a Care Bear on...

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Thor's Hammer  Shirt

    Thor's Hammer Shirt

    Everyone's got their own patron god, and it seems silly that in spite of the fact that a particularly popular god found himself hammered to a bit of wood by some mortals no one's trumpeting the fact that Thor is never without his beloved Mjölnir...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Violence Over Virtue -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

    Violence Over Virtue -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

    Violence Over Virtue - Jim Brakewood Special  • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem• Features...

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Vlad The Impaler  Shirt

    Vlad The Impaler Shirt

    In the 15th century, no man was more brutal than Vlad the Impaler.  Driven by hate, thriving on fear, Vlad dominated his opposition and laid waste to his enemies, leaving such indelible fear and respect in the minds of his contemporaries that he's...

    $24.99 $29.99
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  • Weakness is a Crime

    Weakness is a Crime

    E     Product Details:  preshrunk 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon extremely soft jersey 4.3 oz. 1x1 rib-knit satin collar no-itch satin label    

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Punisher Skull  Shirt

    Punisher Skull Shirt

    If there's a cooler, meaner, more violent comic book anti-hero than the Punisher, we've never heard of them.  Comic nerds, rejoice!  Here is justice... here is punishment... here... in you.   Product Details:  preshrunk 50%...

    $19.99 $29.99
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  • Destroy Them All  Competition Shirt

    Destroy Them All Competition Shirt

    Every competitor needs a badass shirt that spurs them onto victory.  It's for that reason we designed the Chaos and Pain Competition shirt, which is the perfect garment for destroying the competition, in full on German panzerfaust-style...

    $24.99 $29.99
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