SHOP Shirts

Chaos and Pain Tri-Blend Shirt Mocha Brown

Show your love for Chaos and Pain with the Mocha logo!  • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem•...

Baphomet Pure Evil Shirt

Are you the most hated motherf*cker on your block?  We sure are.  No one can understand the incredible awesome that Chaos and Pain embodies, just as no one seems to understand exact what the Knights Templar's obsession with the mysterious demon...

3/4 Sleeve Chaos and Pain Shirt

3/4 Sleeve Chaos and Pain Shirt  Because few things make you look as jacked as a 3/4 sleeve shirt.  it's science.  No one knows if it's the angle of the sleeve, the way it sits on your forearm, or what... but it looks good. Their...

Brass Knuckle Harder Than You Crew Vintage Shirt

The Original Vintage Harder Than You Crew Brass Knuckle Shirt! Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly

Chaos and Pain Mystery Shirts

The Mystery Shirt Can Be Anything Under The Sun! 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem• Features a Tear...

Chaos and Pain RIOT Shirt

Chaos and Pain RIOT Shirt!  3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem• Features a Tear Anywhere...

Hooligan Shirt #HooliganArmy

Join the ranks in the #HooliganArmy!  Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly

Hooligan Tank Top

Hooligan Muscle Tank Top Flex on fools while you're representin' your crew!  These tanks are as soft as puppy's head and fit like a glove (and not the tiny one OJ made famous). Their details: 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ring-spun cotton Retail...

I DON'T CARE -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

I DON'T CARE - Jim Brakewood Special  • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem• Features a Tear...

Keep Staring -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

Keep Staring - Jim Brakewood Special  • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem• Features a Tear...

Krampus Hoodie

What's Christmas without Santa's baby-eating demon helper?  Less than zero, you say?  We agree.  Save everyone from the embarrassment of not knowing their babies are about to be eaten by Santa's coolest sidekick by rocking the Chaos and...

Less Talky More Lifty

This shirt is brought to you by Chaos and Pain's very own Jim Brakewood @jim_brakewood_jr  25% of proceeds from each shirt sold will be donated to the PTSD foundation in honor of Jim Brakewood!     

PR or .44 Magnum Vintage Chaos and Pain

There is only one way to live life and that is to either PR or go down trying!   Product Details: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk) Double-needle sleeves and hem Taped neck and shoulders Ash is 99/1 cotton/poly Sport Grey is 90/10...

Pumpkin SHIRT

Celebrate the best holiday of the year, Halloween, all year!  Rock out in style with your Chaos and Pain tri-blended Pumpkin t-shirt. • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed...

Punisher Skull Tank Top

Punisher Skull Tank Top Mashing up two of the most brutally iconic things in history- a ruthless killing machine and the strongest supplements on Earth.  The logo is hard af but these tanks are so soft they might as well have a Care Bear on...

Thor's Hammer Shirt

Everyone's got their own patron god, and it seems silly that in spite of the fact that a particularly popular god found himself hammered to a bit of wood by some mortals no one's trumpeting the fact that Thor is never without his beloved Mjölnir...

Violence Over Virtue -Jim Brakewood Special Shirt

Violence Over Virtue - Jim Brakewood Special  • 3.7 oz., 50% polyester/25% ring-spun cotton/25% rayon• 30/1 fine knit jersey• Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem• Features...

Vlad The Impaler Shirt

In the 15th century, no man was more brutal than Vlad the Impaler.  Driven by hate, thriving on fear, Vlad dominated his opposition and laid waste to his enemies, leaving such indelible fear and respect in the minds of his contemporaries that he's...

Weakness is a Crime

E     Product Details:  preshrunk 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon extremely soft jersey 4.3 oz. 1x1 rib-knit satin collar no-itch satin label    

Punisher Skull Shirt

If there's a cooler, meaner, more violent comic book anti-hero than the Punisher, we've never heard of them.  Comic nerds, rejoice!  Here is justice... here is punishment... here... in you.   Product Details:  preshrunk 50%...

Destroy Them All Competition Shirt

Every competitor needs a badass shirt that spurs them onto victory.  It's for that reason we designed the Chaos and Pain Competition shirt, which is the perfect garment for destroying the competition, in full on German panzerfaust-style...

Blender Bottle

Perfect for shaking up that magic sauce!