Cannibal Ferox Magic In A Bottle
Where do we even begin with this product, this brain child of Chaos and Pain, the leader in the industry of awesome, Cannibal Ferox. Way back many years ago, well maybe like 5 or 6, there was a time when the industry was full of proprietary blends that where deceitful if not downright blasphemies in their attempts to garner massive profits while providing mediocre to terrible products. These ass paper products littered the market with their deception and lies, nobody seemed to care of have a remedy until one little dumpster fire of a blog decided to hell with this garbage will just do it ourselves. Obviously, if you have followed the evolution of the products you’ll know that the first iteration of Cannibal Ferox was basically a gasoline infused death bomb, highly potent in power and tasting of raw sewage served on rotten banana peel with a side of battery acid.
Over the years the process, science, formulas, FDA regulations and new ingredients have caused an adaptation and metamorphosis to take place. Many brands that you know have been seen following the example set by Chaos and Pain, but we don’t care, we beat our own drum and we beat the hell of out of it. Now fast forward to 2020, COVID19, race riots, world is literally on fire but we are still grinding away at it. Thus, we decided to tell the industry to keep sucking our “insert enthusiastic term for male genitalia” and just keep doing our thing. There are a million brands out there now, all juking and jiving trying to be the apex of supplementation, but pointless, they miss the mark often, their inimitable take on products are waning far away from greatness.
So, let’s take a look at the newest iteration of Cannibal Ferox and see what’s under the hood.
L-Citruline Malate: This ingredient is an organic salt made up of two parts, L-citrulline and L-malic acid. This ingredient promotes blood flow in the body and has been shown to improve performance in the gym and in the bed. The end results after entering the body is an overall increase in nitric oxide, this leads to the pump effect and also allow for nutrients to move around the body at a more rapid rate. There is also some speculation that this ingredient can support protein synthesis at a higher rate, literally amazing. Obviously with an increase in blood flow, one would assume a support to erectile strength, awesome.
Beta Alanine: We assume everyone has felt their skin want to crawl off of their body at some point, aka beta alanine over dose effect, aka gym o’clock. However, in related good news beta alanine has been shown to improve overall athletic performance and general health, hurray! Beta alanine produces carnosine in the body, this bad boy in stored in muscular tissue and reduces lactic acid aggregation in the muscles, which in turn supports an increase in overall endurance.
Betaine Anhydrous: Over the years this ingredient has started to garner accolades as an addition to pre-workout products, and with good reason for this. This ingredient supports an overall output of power, supports performance of anaerobic workloads and supports an increase to energy levels. This ingredient works similarly to creatine as it saturates muscle cells, this supports over all cellular health and nutrient movement in the body.
L-Tyrosine: This magical little ingredient does some pretty wicked hardcore stuff in the brain, as they would say in Boston. But, no really, L-Tyrosine supports an improvement in alertness, overall attention and focus in the user. This is done through its ability to allow and help nerve cells communicate at a better rate. This ingredient specifically is thought to improve the levels of the neurotransmitter dopamine, adrenaline and Norepinephrine; basically, all of the good stuff that will support overall performance enhancements and mental acumen.
Caffeine Anhydrous: To start with let understand what anhydrous means, without water, thus caffeine anhydrous is just dehydrated caffeine after extraction. There seems to be a war on the word anhydrous, probably from someone pencil pushers that don’t even lift, sounds about government. Now back to caffeine, the single most known central nervous system stimulant on the planet; most notably from coffee. Caffeine provides an increase to overall exercise performance at all levels, improved endurance and muscular strength. This is more than probable because the body is working at a superior level at the neurons.
Mucuna Pruriens (L-Dopa): L-Dopa is the precursor to dopamine, its sire or progenitor, the father. This ingredient literally supports dopamine at the most basic of levels and blows right by the blood brain barrier to increase overall dopamine neurotransmission in the brain. You literally could not want anything more out of an ingredient, this bad boy is the dopest there is, see what I did there. In another article soon we will go through what in the world actually is a dopamine and all of this neurotransmission talk.
Theophylline Anhydrous: The new kid on the block, no really, it has been around for a long time but is finally getting moved to the front row, you’re welcome. Theophylline is extract from many plants most notably green tea, coffee beans, and cocoa. This ingredient is a powerful central nervous stimulant and is chemically very similar to caffeine and its functions thus making a great stack for the duo.
Yohimbine HCL: We are more than like 100% sure, that everyone here has some idea of what in the world Yohimbine is or does. You either love it or hate it but there is no denying that it is a power stimulant and fat burner. This ingredient has a long and storied history, used as both medicines and a means to improve sexual performance and dysfunction alike through Chinese medicine. The main Yohimbine works in the body is by blocking alpha-2 adrenergic receptors.
Rauwolfia Vomitoria Extract (Alpha Yohimbine): As with its brother, Alpha Yohimbine, does pretty much the same thing but with some better results. Again, it supports the blocking of alpha-2 adrenergic receptors which aids in weight loss. Also, this ingredient provides the same aphrodisiac and mood increasing effects as regular yohimbine. This ingredient is deemed more potent thus meaning it can possibly provide more benefits than traditional yohimbine produces, double the awesome.
Huperzine A: This ingredient, another one from traditional Chinese’s medicine seems to have been around and used for quite some time. With the advent of modern medicine, we are really getting a deep dive into these extracts and they are actual and possibly can be used in the world today. This ingredient is believed to boost energy, increase alertness and fight off depression. One interesting thing that this little bad boy has been found to do is inhibit cholinesterase. This is the prevention of the breaking down of acetylcholine. This molecule is vital in the process of learning and memory in the human brain.
So, as you can assume this product is pretty much as baller as it gets. Try it and let us know what you think, you will not be disappointed.