BIOLOGY BASICS: BENEFITS OF BATIN
Why do people run from their biology? We are just animals that have a pair of
thumbs, and the brain power to be self-aware. Nothing more. However, once the
topic of biological processes come up, people freak out. Stop letting society dictate what is acceptable.You say you are a badass, but then why are
you acting like a punk? Instead of
running away, face up to the truth. If
you aren’t masturbating, you are going to live a miserable life, and probably
1. YOU WILL LIVE LONGER
This is especially true for men. Prostate cancer is the #1 diagnosed cancer in
men. Prostate cancer is scary. Unfortunately, the anti-men establishments
and mainstream medicine act like it’s not a big deal. With early detection methods, they can find
your prostate cancer, and cure you. However, they fail to tell you that the cure is removing your prostate, which
to them isn’t a big deal.
Do you want to wear Depends? Do you like peeing on yourself? Do you ever want to have an erection or sex again?
Well, if your prostate is removed, good luck. The nerves that are responsible for erections
and controlling your bladder run on the outside of the prostate. Once it’s gone, so are they. Luckily for you, masturbating three times a
week reduces your risk of developing prostate cancer by 33%! Add in some Zinc and Swedish Flower Pollen,
and you and your loads are good to go.
2. IMPROVES MOOD AND SLEEP
Stress is the #1 silent killer. It can strike at any moment, without warning,
and have crippling effects. It slows
down recovery, weakens the immune system, and makes you an intolerable asshole
that people go out of their way to avoid. Masturbation acts as a de-stressor and antidepressant through the
release of hormones and endorphins. These
same chemicals, such as oxytocin, prolactin, and vasopressin, help you relax,
and put you in a sedative mood where you can fall asleep with ease. The next time you are in a bad mood, or just
can’t seem to fall asleep, try masturbating.
3. HELPS CURE COLDS/ BOOSTS THE IMMUNE
Turns out that masturbating while you are sick is a good
thing. A study published in the journal Neuroimmunomodulation
found that Leukocytes, killer cells, were increased after orgasm. Bottom line, if you feel a cold coming on, it’s
time for a little self-loving.
Our bodies are governed
by the “use it, or lose it” philosophy. If your sexual organs are being denied, then your body will divert your
sexual energy to other aspects of your life. What happens next? Penis Shrinkage
and Erectile Dysfunction. In a 2008
study, published in The
American Journal of Medicine, men that masturbated (and had an orgasm) more
than three times a week were almost 5x Less
Likely to develop Erectile
Dysfunction. Likewise, if you want to
perform longer, try masturbating an hour before your “date.” The release of chemicals should allow you to
relax, and perform better. The top causes
of premature ejaculation are anxiety and nervousness. Masturbating is great for reducing both.
5. IMPROVES HEART HEALTH AND MAKES YOU
Heart disease is the #1 cause of death in the US. A study published in The
American Journal of Cardiology discovered that men who masturbated three
times a week were 45% less likely to have a
stroke or contract a cardiovascular disease. In addition, Dr. David Weeks found that men and women who engaged in sex
or masturbated three times a week appeared younger than those who didn’t. They are now thinking that the increase in
blood circulation, stress reduction, and sleep aid effects of having an orgasm are
responsible for his findings.
Masturbating and sex have been surrounded by an unfair
stigmatism in the United States. Religious
beliefs, parental conditioning, and propaganda have made a very natural process
taboo. Fuck those assholes. If you want to live your life to the fullest,
be the biggest, and not be a hatter, masturbate or have sex at least three
times a week.