Chaos and Pain Vlad The Impaler t-shirt.

Vlad The Impaler Shirt

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In the 15th century, no man was more brutal than Vlad the Impaler.  Driven by hate, thriving on fear, Vlad dominated his opposition and laid waste to his enemies, leaving such indelible fear and respect in the minds of his contemporaries that he's still feared today as Dracula.  This is what we intend to do- dominate the opposition so completely that future generations will concoct outrageous fables about your deeds.  There will be no survivors, just examples.



Product Details: 

  • preshrunk 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon extremely soft jersey
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 1x1 rib-knit satin collar
  • no-itch satin label
Chaos and Pain Vlad The Impaler t-shirt.

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16 Reviews

  • Kevin Norton

    Posted on 07 Feb 2017 5

    "I bought this shirt and love it. For those that have more of a v-shape body, you're going to love it. It fits to your body so it doesn't look like your wearing a damn trash bag. As for the title of the review, I didn't look at the back of the shirt prior to buying. When I got it, all I could think was "holy shit, that's savage and I love it"!"

  • John Petruzzi

    Posted on 09 Sep 2015 5

    "Vlad The Impaler. Historic ruler known to show no mercy and make examples out of all who defied him. Such a brutal monster they took his name Dracula and made it into a monster myth. This shirt represents what your training session should be and how you dominate the competition. No survivors just examples.....

    I'm 5'8 204 and the XXL fits perfect

    FTW- "Those who are, not as others....""

  • Dave Crole

    Posted on 19 May 2015 5

    "People stay out of the way, lest they be made example of. This makes workouts much quicker as I never need to wait for equipment. Also good quality, soft, good fit, doesn't shrink etc etc "

  • Posted on 14 Apr 2015 5

    "Stupid comfortable. Fits tight. Buy it and scare everyone at the gym"

  • Posted on 30 Jan 2015 5

    "Literally Put 50lb on my deadlift"

  • Damon

    Posted on 19 Oct 2014 5

    "Great quality shirt; incredibly comfortable, has a very nice fit, and the looks awesome. The design is pretty badass."

  • Thor

    Posted on 18 Jun 2014 5

    " Shirt is a little small, so order one size up from the norm. With this type of material, I don't think shrinking will be an issue anyways. I couldn't ask for a better design; Vladd is the absolute poster child for making examples of weakness. The back couldn't be any better! "

  • Jdogg

    Posted on 19 Mar 2014 5

    "I owe this review for such a top draw product and service. Firstly, the price and shipping was solid. It cost $12 dollars to ship to Australia and it was here in 2 weeks at most. I've had stuff take longer coming from New Zealand. Some people are slack when it comes to getting orders out. Not here. So top marks for that.

    Second, I was pleasantly surprised when I opened my package (LOL). The material of the shirt itself is super light and stretchy. I thought, "sick, this was meant to be worn at the gym". I was expecting the normal, heavy material of band merch t-shirts you get which are thick as fuck compared to this. This is going to be a nice upgrade in comfort from the usual attire I get around in.

    Finally, I put the shirt on as soon as I got it. It smells really nice. Whatever that is, it's a nice touch. It may not be intentional but I like it. My only regret is that since the XL size was sold out so I got the XXL. This shirt is made to be worn tight and lean, not free flowing. That was my choice, and I'm happy with it, but in the future my approach would be to order a size smaller than you usually have. Keep the brutal designs coming and I'll definitely be ordering more."

  • Ben

    Posted on 03 Dec 2013 5

    "Really fucking comfortable to wear and soft to the touch. Which is at odds with the imagery, which is delightfully violent. "