For when you feel like saying aloud, "I'm so f@#*ing smart that I make smart people feel like they are retarded."
One can never, ever be too intelligent, but this is Chaos and Pain's attempt at getting us all to the point where people start remarking that we might be a little overly intellectually intimidating. Cannibal Genius, one of Chaos and Pain's nootropic supplements, will put your brain on hyperdrive, as the 44 different amines and alkaloids in acacia rigidula will give you a nice little burst of energy to go with the noopept we piled in to improve your memory like nothing ever has. Then, just to add insult to injury for your intellectual rivals, we dropped alpha GPC, gingko, sulbutiamine, bacopa, acetyl l-carnitine, theanine, and vitamin D3 into the mix. Nothing on Earth can touch this blend for focus, memory, and cognition.
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Posted by Sam Kent on 15th Jun 2015
So this is gonna be long-winded but its ok, because even though its 4pm on a monday, I am done with work for today because this magic formula helped me concentrate and bang it out before the rest of the bohemians I work with made it back from their petty lunch breaks. Upon purchasing this product, I was pretty skeptical, I have tried quite a few nootropics from a variety of sources, and like all things that have been promised to me it was usually a gigantic F*cking lie. I heard from very reputable source that Chaos and Pain had a noopept nootropic that was the bomb-diggity, so I looked into. Website looked legit, they also made pre-workouts and other alpha-type shit, so I was game. Then it took a turn for the worse, I ordered the product, then subscribed to their emailing list and realized afterwards that I got a 15% off coupon I probably could have used. Being the Pre-cannibal genius pansy I was I emailed in trying to get the price reduced using the coupon, and the folks at Chaos and Pain replied in the most appropriate way possible, by completely ignoring me. I was mad at the time, but its all good now, because I noticed the genius in this tactic only now that I have been taking their wonder-supp for about two weeks now. What I failed to realize, is for a magnificent product like this one, you dont pay anything less than what the divine wisdom of the creators of chaos and Pain tell you to pay you f*cking peasant!....nonetheless I digress. Not only did the product arrive in a very timely fashion but everything about the experience of receving it set a precedence for how my life was to come. It came in a perfectly square box, this may seem unimportant but I live in an apartment building with one of those weird multi-unit mailboxes that are really skinny and long, so long story short the shit was stuck in the mailbox. My pre-Cannibal Genius punk ass looked at it, sighed like a biznitch at how annoying this was going to be to try to pry out, and reluctantly placed my hand in to grab it out. As soon as my hands touched the box, the heavens open up, and a super-jacked Jesus who was vascular AF looked at me and was like "you ready for some life-changing shit to go down?". I was filled with the confidence of a 70's bodybuilder who was warped back in time to fight alongside leonidas and the 300 spartans but was able to take back a heavy machine gun to rock some Persian shit! I ripped that MF out of the mailbox (broke the mailbox in the process, dont care, told the landlord he needed to fix it, he did, cause hes not taking cannibal genius so his brainwaves are beta AF), opened the package and look at the dope as bottle design (another plus in my opinion). Then looked at the serving size..1 pill?? and theres 90 per bottle! thats a deal and half right there. Already pleased by my fiscally Alpha side, I looked at the ingredients! not only is there a manly heap of noopept in there, its also got Alpha GPC, Sulbutiamine, Ginkgo, and a bunch of other goodies for your brain! didnt know that before I bought it, that another plus! Opened that bitch up, popped one in, and BAM! whole new life. Ive got the mental energy to fill out grad school apps, finish up finals like a f*ckin boss, alter my workout and diet regiment to be more time efficient and effective, socialize like a normal person, I dont take my ADD medication anymore cause I dont need to, and I gamed a chick down so much at a bar within an hour and a half we were doin the horizontal-love dance back at my place. Long story short, buy the shit, if your on the fence...buy the shit. if you want to be the best possible person you can be both mentally which also means physically, intellectually and everything else your brain controls...buy this shit. Even if your not reading this right now BUY THIS SHIT! and if your reading this over at Chaos and Pain, Virtual high five, Id buy another bottle right now if I wasnt broke AF at the moment from using all my money to start a forex trading account! I am definitely gonna try Davinci next, but Cannibal genius is a product I intend to take for the rest of my life! or as long as you guys keep making it...which better be forever!
Posted by Unknown on 24th Feb 2015
First thing i want to say is that CnP has hands down the best customer service I've ever experienced with any company. Wayne is the man, he gets back to you with no nonsense information, honesty and what seems like a genuine interest in you having a good experience with them. Love these guys and i hope they are prospering from all this. This is the second product I've used from CnP, the first obviously being the Ferox which is totally bonkers and I've already shared my thoughts on that. The Genius is a different thing all together. What it does for me is gives me a lot of great energy, focus and drive to get things accomplished. Ideas just flow more fluently in my mind as well. The biggest effect i have noticed however is verbal fluidity. My ability to recall diction and form sentences seems to be enhanced tremendously. I work in sales and my interaction with customers seems to just be in slow motion, i articulate ideas and thoughts more clearly and my ability to close sales has increased immensely. A word of caution however, when i first took genius, the first three or four times i felt a little more irritable than normal. I can't be sure if that was as a direct result of the genius or other factors in my life but what i can say is that it no longer happens at all, and I've probably used it over a hundred time since. Hope this helped :)
Posted by Keith Fergusson on 23rd Feb 2015
I really like genius. Really, really like it.
Genius seems to give a real improvement in my focus, and attention to detail.
I use it when I have mentally taxing or time sensitive work.
Posted by Devon on 20th Feb 2015
I love all CnP products and owe a good amount of my success at work to them. A new parent never getting a good sleep mixed with late nights and early mornings at work could be a combination to create a complete useless shit bag. Thanks to Ferox and Genius though I'm seen as one of the most switched on and motivated guys. Never dozing off, never groggy, and always firing on all cylinders.
The only product I could ever give less than 5 stars to was the first batch of ferox, and that's just because it tasted like ground up meth addicts filtered through the ashes of pirate hookers.
Posted by Unknown on 17th Feb 2015
I'm taking at least three caps a day, because really the studies daily dose of alpha gpc is around 600 mg but I can't get there without taking 80 mg of noopept with these, which is alright, I don't mind to much. Three caps seems to work pretty good, 2 in the Morning and one around lunch. On top of research I seem to be fixin at least one piece of broken lab equipment a day. Which is nice. Had a headache or two to start then it subsided. I got shit to do son!!
Posted by Unknown on 4th Feb 2015
My focus has gone up considerably since taking this product. Helps keep a clear and sharp mind where it's needed (school, work, training) without crashing out later on.
(For those skeptics scanning the reviews wondering about whether or not to believe the hype...believe the hype!)
Posted by Caleb on 24th Jan 2015
I checked out Chaos and Pain about a month ago and the reviews on their supplements were all pretty solid, which seemed fishy, but I gave them a try anyways. I used Cannibal Genius and Cannibal Da Vinci as cognition-improving supplements, and Cannibal Alpha as a post-cycle testosterone and libido booster. All of the products worked exactly as stated. The Cannibal Da Vinci increased thought fluidity and makes college paper writing much easier. It also improved my idea making for the poetry that I write. Cannibal Genius literally makes me feel like I can blow things up with my mind... That should be explanation enough. Cannibal Alpha improves sex drive and performance and seems to have testosterone boosting effects too. I have never been so thoroughly impressed with a supplement company. All of the ingredients in Chaos and Pain supplements check out. I researched every ingredient in all of the supplements I listed and they are all legitimate. If you like the description provided under the supplement you're looking at from Chaos and Pain, rest assured it does what it says. Some of these supplements can be hardcore, so if you are not prepared to experience freakish intelligence or sex drive or whatever it is you are looking for, then this is not the supplement company for you. Highly recommend all products through Chaos and Pain.
Posted by Suicide Mike on 13th Jan 2015
Produces a nice clean energy/focus. May need more than one cap at higher bodyweights.
Posted by Jennifer on 1st Jan 2015
Don't be an idiot - buy this shiz. Very solid and smooth nootropic, please save your money you were saving up for Alpha Brain and go C&P instead. Please.
Posted by Unknown on 27th Dec 2014
This noot keeps me sharp. No memory lag, no afternoon slump. nothing. Take one in the AM and one before training. My colleagues have noticed the difference. When I stopped taking one, they all commented that I didn't get enough sleep. This stuff keeps you sharp.
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