SHOP Coffee

We were tired of being tired.  That's why we are bringing you the Best Coffee in the world!  That's right, no skipping out on the good stuff.  We've got the best Arabica coffee from the Huila region of Colombia, both ground and whole bean, plus Lempira straight out of Honduras.  It's time to upgrade your life with Chaos and Pain's specialty coffee.

  • The best, highest quality, 1lb whole bean ground Columbian Coffee, Smooth and Balanced.
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    Columbian Supremo Coffee 1lb Whole Bean

    Black gold.  I’m not talking about oil here.  I’m talking about brain stimulating, energy enhancing, skull crushing, smooth tasting coffee!!   And now Chaos and Pain is giving you the BEST Colombian coffee available.  Eat...

    $15.99 $57.99
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  • Best, highest quality, 1lb ground Columbian Coffee, Smooth and Balanced.
    tagline Black Gold Coffee!

    COLUMBIAN SUPREMO COFFEE- 1LB (GROUND)

    Black gold, ground fine for your brewing pleasure.  All of the brain stimulating, energy enhancing, skull crushing, smooth tasting goodness of our whole bean Columbian Supremo without the inconvenience of having to grind it yourself.   From...

    $15.99 $57.99
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  • 1lb High quality whole bean Arabica Lempira coffee from Honduras.  Lempira is a mix of the nutty, herbal coffee from Timor, and the rich, chocolate beans of Caturra.
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    HONDURAN LEMPIRA COFFEE- 1LB (WHOLE BEAN)

    Central American mad scientists have produced the baddest varietals to create intensely delicious coffees, and the best of the bunch is Lempira.  A combination of nutty, herbal coffee from Timor and the chocolate-y goodness of native Honduran...

    $15.99 $57.99
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