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Jupiter Fat Torching Energy Complex

“Do all Fat Burners give you energy?” – Concerned person. Chaos and Pain decided to tackle this age-defying question, and ease the nerves of all those concerned people around the world. Our answer?? A collaboration with The Bathtub Chemist resulted in one of the most potent, high-energy thermogenic fat burning formulas!

Jupiter: The energy of luck and prosperity! Jupiter delivers a burst of energy with Caffeine, Yerba Mate, Green Tea, and Theobromine. This complex combination of energy-boosting ingredients packs a potent energizing punch, so strong one serving is three capsules!

What prevents stimulants from making you jittery?? One colossal problem faced when trying to develop an effective energizing fat burner is the jitteriness some people experience with the required amount of ingredients needed for maximum results. NALT (N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine) has the uncanny ability to help with mood, and balance out the effects of caffeine and other stimulants. Now you can get all of the fat-burning benefits of stimulants without the jitteriness!!

Is all fat the same? No (I wish)! You have subcutaneous fat and visceral fat. Subcutaneous fat is underneath the skin, and visible to EVERYONE when you are wearing a bathing suit. Don’t worry! We here a CNP feel you. That’s why Cirsium Oligophyllum was approved for the Jupiter program. It specifically targets subcutaneous fat!! And that’s not all!!! It helps:

  • Increase your metabolism
  • Suppress your appetite
  • Improve your mode
  • Boost your energy
  • Support your thyroid gland
  • Increase caffeine’s fat-burning properties by up to tenfold


Increased fat transportation? Another problem associated with most fat burners is that they don’t target every aspect of fat burning. They neglect to target the very important fat transportation process. What is the use of taking the garbage outside of your house if it doesn’t get picked up by the trash truck?? Acetyl-L-Carnitine is used in the Jupiter project to aid in fatty acid mobilization? L-Carnitine is the fat pickup truck. Acetyl-L-Carnitine is the fat dump drunk with a NOS system. And…

It can make you smarter? Yes… Well for most people. Some just can’t be helped. Acetyl-L-Carnitine helps transport fatty acids so they can be used by the body. One place this process comes in handy is in the brain, where fatty acids are used for brain repair and growth. And to give the direction of the fatty acid in where to build and repair, Alpha GPC was included in the Jupiter project. This nootropic ingredient works by supplying your brain with the raw materials needed to make the neurotransmitter acetylcholine. Acetylcholine is the neurotransmitter primarily responsible for attention, focus, and memory recall.

How long can you use Jupiter? We recommend cycles of 8 weeks for best results, with a minimum of one serving per day. Take before workouts and cardio. On non-workout days take in the morning, and/or midday for a quick pick me up.

Can Jupiter be stacked with anything else? Yes! Jupiter goes great with any pre-workout. Just use your pre-workout in place of one of your daily doses of Jupiter.

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If you would like to use Jupiter before your workout, stack with Cannibal PermaSwole for the best results. Cannibal PermaSwole is a non-stimulant pre-workout that supplies your body with the necessary NO precursors to take your pumps and recover to the sky level in Donkey Kong. Click here for more info on PermaSwole.

For increased thermogenesis, Jupiter stacks well with Cannibal Claw, Cannibal Carnage, and Predator. Click here for more info on these potent thermogenics.

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